Clerks III

Clerks III

After narrowly surviving a massive heart attack, Randal enlists his old friend Dante to help him make a movie immortalizing their youthful days at the little convenience store that started it all.

  • Released:
  • Runtime: 120 minutes
  • Genre: Comedy
  • Stars: Jeff Anderson, Brian O'Halloran, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith, Rosario Dawson, Marilyn Ghigliotti, Trevor Fehrman, Jennifer Schwalbach Smith, Austin Zajur, Scott Schiaffo, Justin Long, Fred Armisen, Ben Affleck, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Harley Quinn Smith, Ming Chen, Walt Flanagan, Bryan Johnson, Mike Zapcic, Jason szalma, Lisa hampton, AJ Wilkerson, Bob Leszczak, Robert Hawk, Ernest O'Donnell, Dave Ferrier, Brian Quinn, Ralph Garman, Melissa Benoist, Danny Trejo, Joe Gatto, James Murray, Bobby Moynihan, Grace Smith, Sal Vulcano, Ethan Suplee, Donnell Rawlings, Kate Micucci, Marc Bernardin, Freddie Prinze Jr., Anthony Michael Hall, Amy Sedaris, Chris Wood, Scott Mosier, Jake Richardson, Michelle Buteau, Marc Bernardin, AnnaMarie Brown, Yassir Lester
  • Director: Kevin Smith
 Comments
  • dpac1977 - 4 January 2023
    Clerks = Awesome, Clerks II = Meh, Clerks III = Garbage
    Kevin Smith made Clerks III for himself, not the fans.

    While I'm sure he pats himself on the back with a big grin on his face over his personal "masterpiece" Clerks III. The rest of us (with standards) have to cringe over how lame this film is.

    Kevin Smith's real near fatal heart attack and his personal experiences/feelings are obviously infused throughout the movie. I get the sentiments, but the film suffers from a pooly written script (sorry Kevin) and equally lame jokes/dialog that produced nothing funny or interesting.

    While the Jay and Silent Bob Reboot was pretty good, In Clerks III, Jay & Bob are lame. Kevin Smith's portrayal of Silent Bob used to be cool. Then at some point he turned Silent Bob into a goof who constantly makes wide eyed happy or surprised facial expressions.

    Bringing back Trevor Fehrman as Alias was a complete failure. Nothing he did or said was remotely funny. He should have just popped in for a cameo appearance, and his silent sidekick was just as stupid (not in a funny way).

    Nostalgia can't save this film. But it's the only reason I didn't give Clerks III a lower rating.

    Is this the worst film directed by Kevin Smith? No. That would be the atrocious "Cop Out". I couldn't even finish watching that steaming pile of......